What to laugh out loud with one of our Christmas jokes? These cracker jokes are fun for the whole family.
How do elves greet each other?
'Small world, isn't it?'
Thanks to Jordon from United Kingdom
What game do reindeers play in their pen?
Thanks to Beula from Russia
What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?
O'Camel Ye Faithful!
Thanks to Loria from Iceland
What is the wettest animal in the world?
Thanks to Julia from Denmark
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Thanks to Deena from Ireland
What happened when the snowman's dog melted?
He had a slush puppy!
Thanks to Vincenza from Malta
What is Santa's wife called?
Thanks to Violeta from Poland
What do call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Thanks to Solange from Andorra
What king of paper likes music?
Thanks to Marline from Slovakia
What did the snowman say to the carrot?
Get out of my face!
Thanks to Latoyia from Slovakia
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing, it just waved!
Thanks to Brittany from Cyprus
What is it called when Father Christmas stops for a rest?
Thanks to Ignacia from Malta
What do you get if Father Christmas goes down the chimney while the fire is lit?
Thanks to Eddie from United Kingdom
What nationality is Father Christmas?
Thanks to Merlin from Montenegro
What's the best thing to put in a mince pie?
Thanks to Bonnie from United Kingdom
What did Santa say when he won a saucepan in a raffle?
Now that's what I call pot luck!
Thanks to Keith from Germany
Why does St. Nick always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Thanks to Augustina from France
Why did Santa go to the doctors?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
Thanks to Daryl from United Kingdom
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Thanks to Gregoria from Germany
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Thanks to Charmaine from France
What ship would you take to a party?
Thanks to Rosalinda from Poland
Eskimo questions and I'll tell you now lies
Thanks to Angle from Spain
Why did scrooge buy everyone birds for Christmas?
Because they were going cheap!
Thanks to Harley from Iceland
What do you call an Eskimo's cow?
Thanks to Robby from Ireland
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Thanks to Coleen from Iceland
How did the snowman keep cool at a football match?
He sat by the fans!
Thanks to Marine from Spain
What is the warmest athlete in winter?
A long jumper!
Thanks to Natalie from Malta
What did the farmer get for Christmas?
Thanks to Anglea from Andorra
What do elves do after school?
Thanks to Markita from Spain
Why did the reindeer take a ruler to bed with him?
So he could see how long he slept!
Thanks to Hobert from Norway
Which two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
Thanks to Roseanne from Greece
What do sheep sing at Christmas?
Thanks to Sibyl from Greece
What do you do with a green reindeer?
Wait until he ripens!
Thanks to Doloris from Belgium
What kind of insect hates Christmas?
Thanks to Shonda from France
What is the best Christmas present for a train conductor?
Thanks to Kimberly from United Kingdom
What goes 'ho, ho, ho', plop?
Santa Clause laughing his head off!
Thanks to Jules from Iceland
What do elves use to make Christmas cake?
Thanks to Kandace from Denmark
Why didn't the lobster share his Christmas treats?
Because he was shellfish
Thanks to Ines from Norway
Will Santa launch an online alternative to his usual delivery service?
He's toying with the idea!
Thanks to Emma from United Kingdom
Where would a reindeer go if it lost it's tail?
To a 're-tail' shop
Thanks to Eliz from Germany
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the dough-man!
Thanks to Ettie from Ireland
How did the Eskimo find a way to keep the roof on his house?
Thanks to Olinda from Spain
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Thanks to Astrid from Greece
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Thanks to Bangy from Greece
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Thanks to Simon from United Kingdom
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Thanks to Solomon from Australia
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
Thanks to Hui from South America